When I was a freshman in college I knew two girls from Long Island. The rest of us kind of thought they were a little rough around the edges and took to calling them “The Guidos.” The Guidos didn’t really like this at first and threatened to kick our asses a few times before we convinced them that it was a compliment.
We, of course, inevitably became part of their little posse. They made up a fake sorority (I think it was Sigma Delta Guido), which we had to (fake) pledge to be part of. One of the dares was to walk to the news stand downtown and purchase a copy of Play Girl. I, being the chickenshit smartass, took on the dare, then proceeded in paying another (non-pledging) friend to go get it.
For the next week we posted naked men on our dorm room doors with DIY thought bubbles.
Good times.
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